Andrew is jungkooks omegaslut's Topics (363)

I don't have a dicc but I feel like it can cure me too

real af

every hour, every minute, every second

OMG YASSS

Reminds me of a study that was done to evaluate what makes a pair of nuts pretty or ugly.
The participants had to rate a certain number of balls on a scale of one to ten, and turns out EVERY AND EACH OF THEM WAS RATED AS UGLY
It's just not pretty, let's accept the hard truth

Yeah I do admit I’ve eaten some ugly balls before

Not my balls tho mines pretty and cute

Show us then

Erm.. who the fuck are you??

This mf wants to see my balls im cryinh

Because I don’t trust you.. I’m 99.99% sure that you also have ugleyyyyy balllssss

LOUD AND WRONG!! ^3^

BRO PLS WHY AM I INFORMED OF THIS

Ang wtf is wrong with your name eww

Babes.. balls are never meant to look pretty LMAO

erm

Fortunately mine are smooth and kawaii <3

You haven't heard of Yuuta??
He's part of the BANAUAI (the balls are no all ugly awareness institute)
Anyway, you still shouldn't trust anyone in a white coat.

Huh? Anyway, I do not want to talk about balls anymore. It’s nice knowing y’all bye

Okay, I never asked LMAO I’m just genuinely saying. Testicles usually aren’t supposed to be pretty

Who cares if you asked chill out I’m just replying

Their answer was pretty chill though :0
I fear... you might be the one who needs to take a breather brother~^~
But i get it, balls talk can have that effect on people.

everything abt this comment is crazy

IJBOL

so real

Sorry, what lol, your comment it's hilarious

Hilarious? My dick isn’t working anymore and you think it’s hilarious??! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? tf

Aww, my bad stranger hopefully it's still okay

you can always try massaging your prostate anally works 100%

EW! You want me to put a finger up my ASS? Disgusting

Omg that's sad gws hope ur dic hard again

doesnt hurt to try ig..

LMAOOOOOO

Thanks, it’s been limp like a dehydrated houseplant idk what to do :((

water it like a flower

This whole reply section has me dead, like your dick

Can you like, leave me alone

You’re so fucking mean

im sorry i recommend a dildo to help you out

And I recommend you to fawk off thanks

hawk tuahh on that thang................,....,.,.

EXCUSE ME???

LMAAAOOO

i wont until it gets erect again

I’ll do some voodoo shit on you.

This whole convo
And your dp’s not helping lmfao

My weewee dead af and somehow these ugly whales decide to gather here and make fun of me. Fucking dickheads..

speaking of dick heads..

Oh look I summoned the whale

Dysfunctional horse?

Mannnn you're way too funny for this shit

nah it's your profile picture that scared the shit out of me

are you insulting my husband? piss off loser or I’ll piss on your madafakking face

touch some grass please(jk me too)