My friend’s dad used to slap my uncle if he came too quick
what..
This is the only correct response
you should make a comics out of it
Entrepreneur mindset
The walls at home are very thin
Not when they start uploading my shit here on mangago
oh we will
idc if he was a community dildo or not I’d stick his fist up my ass
Til I squeeze all the ink out of his arm
I’m speechless
No amount of emojis can show the shock on my face when I read this lmao imma need to be able to post pictures on here for my reactions
No bc same
I’ve been rereading this instead of finding other bls to read. This one is clearly my favorite :3
I’ll be the loneliest person in the world when this ends
ain’t giving a fuck about all that
LMAOOO your pfp is taking me out
Omg twinsss
Bro just unzip his pants and suck him!! if it were me, I’d waste no fucking time
that big white cock and face card are worth more than the sheeps todd’s a fucking idiot me personally I’d whore myself out to dennis til I’m a hag on catheter
oh !
Oh to turn into a double sided pocket bussy and get myself delivered to their place via fedex
thank god for the internet
My doctor told me to not touch my dick for a few weeks until it gets better but I did some stroking three times I can’t really help it :(
what did you even do to your dick
You don’t want to know. Shit got me bedridden for a month it was bad
praying for your dihit suffered a lot
I want to actually
made me laugh
at least it isn't lupus
idk the bottom looks gay as hell I can’t explain it
Lmaoaoaooojhjjnjh brah how did u come with this assumption
Does anyone else think their chibis are kinda ugly or I’m just an asshole
ur an asshole
Oh....
LMAOOO
YTA
LMAOO
Bro didn't hesitate for a sec
LMFAOOOO
i dont think they’re ugly but i think the arms are too short in chibi style though
I’ll place my boochie right to your face and make it queef five times then do the exact same thing to your grandma
Ok maybe they’re not ‘ugly’ but I don’t find them cute either idk
its okay! ikwym
wtf this thread is so funny i love the internet