DERRICK I HOPE YOU SLIP AND CARTOONISHLY FALL INTO A DITCH AND A POINTY ROCK GOES INTO YOUR PROSTATE SO YOU CAN NEVER FEEL ANYTHING EVER AGAIN PENELOPE DID NOT DESERVE YOUR BULLSHITTERY YVONNE TOO I HOPE YOUR LEGS GET AMPUTATED BY AN ALLIGATOR BC YOUR STUPID SELF WALKED INTO FLORIDA WITH THE CRAZY ANIMALS, GLOBAL WARMING, AND THE REPUBLICANS
“Oh it can’t be that bad!”
To the friend who told me not to read it, I am sorry.
I didn’t get past chapter 20 or whatever the fuck because the plot was bad, interesting enough but still bad. And then it took a NOSEDIVE. WHO IS WRITING THIS??? GET THEM OUT OF THE KITCHEN?? ITS BURNT DOWN AND DESTROYED MORE THAN DAN’S CHILDHOOD HOME BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING POOOOOOORRRRR.
The bar for men is literally in fucking hell. “Oh he’s so nice he asked for consent” CONSENT. CONSENT???? OH YOURE SO NICE FOR CONSENTTTTRT??? 40 CHAPTERS IN???? AWHAR HAPPENED TO THEBCONSETN EARLIWR??? WAS IT IN THE ROOM WITH US BEFORE THIS. HUHHHHHHHH. DAN IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR GRANDMA IF YOU KEEEP THIS UP ROB THIS MAN FOR ALL HE’S WORTH AND DIP TO ANOTHER COUNTRY I WOULD BELIEVE IN YOU IF YOU WEREMT AS DELUSION AS THE AVERAGE K-POP STAN WHO THINKS THEIR FAV CAN OUTSING MARIAH CAREY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DARE YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS JOOOOOOOOOOJAEERKKYYUU GNGNGEEISGWKSGSKSYSKS







dude I'm tired of seeing dickrrick can we please move on to something else idgaf about his "omg woe is me I feel so guilty" Penelope is LITERALLY ON HER DEATHBED and I want to know how she's feeling ab all of this :sob:
maybe its the lesbian in me but I've had it up to heaven with the male leads randomly getting the spotlight for multiple chapters at a time T_T
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