The brother is a pathetic loser. He wouldn't be as annoying if he had a smidge of Celestine's cleverness
Mom: Dumps his ass so he wouldn't get hurt when she dies uwu
Dad: took it so personally he got rid of his emotions and yet somehow he's still the biggest emo around
Their kid: gets neglected, abandoned, is a constant target for her body parts, and lives a miserable life
10/10
Y'know.. this would make for a really good premise for a cannibalistic story. If their bodily fluids taste good, wouldn't it make sense for their meat, blood, bones, and guts to taste good as well?
Man, Dude just keeps making trouble for her. If she told him who she is 50% of her troubles would be gone
Everybody wants a piece of his ass cause he's so pretty, I keep thinking that shaving all of his hair, or even just the top, would solve at least 10% of this problem