
Yaoi=Onscreen Sex & Nudity
Shounen Ai=Keep it PG-13 or lower
We are too isolated and horny in this Pandora to be lead on for 32 chapters, including a fucking cliffhanger right before some action, only for the sex to happen offscreen then cut to the morning after. If this wasn’t labeled a yaoi I wouldn’t be so annoyed and disappointed, but it was and we didn’t even get to see Haderius in his shirtless glory from multiple angles; like lemme ogle the man, he’s too fine for shounen ai! I’ll still read, just miffed

Daiki yo dad was a closet furry with horrible taste and I hope Thoma never follows in y’all’s footsteps. Minjun, I know you lie who looks at that splotchy, rashy, necrosis/gangrene looking tattoo and decides to go full Lickitung? Throw the whole man away, leg looking like rotten produce tf bitch got worms and mold

That’s some real love, he is going out of his way to cover uke’s needs at his own inconvenience. Like he could’ve just used his money to bribe people to work for uke, but he’s like “nah I’ll do it myself, show you how dedicated I am” got cleaned up and everything (y’all need to let the mullet die like it should’ve after the 80s). Omg I am so excited, their interactions as boss-employee will be so interesting (≧∀≦)

Y’know, after Internet access became so widespread that many people worldwide have mini-computers in their pockets to answer all their questions... I thought all these yaoi cliches of “how do two guys have sex?” or “lube?fingering?douching?condomns?doesn’t exist” would end mid-late 2010s. Going through puberty during the mid-late 2000s, I found out how two men had sex through Google and Wikipedia on the family desktop because yaoi at the time just had lightsabers and spontaneous anal with no prep 9/10 times. So, pray tell, how is it that a whole ass “grown” sexually actively college professor in his thirties and a high ranking secret intelligence agent have absolutely zero clue on proper lubrication for anal sex? I mean this whole series has been a blunder on sex etiquette, but this chapter really takes the cake and we now know the professor’s a playboy with women, but did y’all forget women have butts or pegging exists; straights have anal sex, they have to do the same shit as gay men too, and considering this dudes lack of condoms I’d check on his former flings for children that look like him or get him to the nearest clinic for testing.
I get this is fictional and porn that reads like a very absurd hentai plot, but when you literally have your characters’ actions and words not line up with their backgrounds and occupations...it just gets frustrating and unbelievable. Spit is not proper lubricant, both of these men are old, technologically equipped, career competent, and wealthy enough to know this and do better! I can’t even enjoy the sexy art because of the absurdity of it all, like this is just flat out stupid and I’m starting to hate this work a bit ngl. If you don’t know what you’re doing, and you’re not making an effort to be more informed and prepare, and someone gets hurt and inconvenienced regularly, then don’t have sex! So upset I have to write an essay, ugh deuces (︶︿︶)=凸

Chile you’re telling me, it would make more sense if Kim Floppable was a newbie spy and they had no other agents to do this task and it was their first mission out of (barely passing) spy school. Then it would be kind of cute, and uke would be a bit of an underdog and the comedy would be fit more. Oh well, thanks for reading my rant tho!

To cement how much of a monster that bitch truly is. Like, we get glimpses of Sooin and his life was already hell with all his classmates treating him like shit, and he thought Sungha was his savior. Sooin finally found someone he could escape loneliness with, protect him, and trust with his heart and it looked like at the very least Sungha would find a close companion in return. So it’s just that more fucked up with how much they meant to each other Sungha would violate that trust and love to abuse, torture and hurt Sooin more than his former classmates have; that’s your best friend, you would think there would be enough love in your heart for him to exercise mercy and let go of your misplaced hatred instead of being a depraved hell spawn of a dick to him.
Shit got me fucked up, I’m about to cry angry tears. Like, my friends are my family and saved me from a lot of fuck shit, imagining one of them doing that to me after feeling safe enough to tell my feelings...that breaks me and my heart breaks even more for Sooin because of that. SUNGHA BURN IN HELL, YOU KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKBITCH!
AND I LOVE IT, OMG THIS STORY IS SO GOOD I WANT A LIVE ACTION/ANIME NEXT! Also, Isaac is the most badass uke/omega in BL History and he’s a single father? MWAH, A MASTERPIECE, DELICIOUS, BRAVA AUTHOR, BRAVA (≧∀≦)