guys i totally predicted this too but people saying “ENZO IS A PSYCHOSEXUAL FREAK AND THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT HE WOULD DO!!” …like ok.. making me LOL. like shi im not a saint too but the argument for that just make it so funny. it doesn’t have to be realistic. this is a fictional story and as an author you have the creative choice to not feature any of this I mean I’m still gonna read because i can admit I don’t read bls to satisfy my moral compass but tropes like this are so overused and so so so bland. I’ll still consume it tho cause I wanna see uno get drilled and creampied









awwwww what a cute couple and a heartwarming date but I need the uke’s booty cheeks to be high up in the air rn, eaten out sloppy toppy, clapped, slapped and fapped by 7ft foot man as a token of his appreciation
LMAOOOO
IM CRYINGGGG
I can't breathe-
Love that we can trust in our pinky bear to do exactly all that and more ლ(´ڡ`ლ)