"oh noooo, tristannnn, please don't cheat on me with someone who literally raised you" --> then proceeds to sexually suck blood AND KISS his ex. I LOVE YA'LL BUT WTF
Im a very stoic reader, I can read anything with a straight face. But the amount of times these two had me looking away from my screen in a blush, it's uncountable at this point⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Can we get back to Argio PUH-LEASE?