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It looked huge

huge is fine we're used to that but you know.... maybe something shocking?? ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Right?? I expected a canine+dragon-ish, curvy shape with bumps and whatnot.

It happened way too fast too. Especially if THAT was the first time for sensei as well...it's weird he didn't scream like crazy. o-o

oof
i think that would hurt a lot

this is what im talking about.... i mean his whole body was like BOOM! so i was expecting his dick to be like BAAAAM!! but meh it was censored. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

And that sensei, its like his ass is super flexible.... i mean fuck the crab like 8 legs but what about the dick right? riiiiiight!? (￣∇￣")

Meh. My husband picked me up with, "What winks and fucks like a tiger?" Then he winked at me. So, I've heard worse! LMAO

That's cute lmao

LOL I thought so too. That's why I married him. He has the same sense of humour that I do. I often play the "straight man" to his comedian. We've had many laughs together and with our sons over the last 25 years.

Now that's every married's life dreams.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm really blessed to have such a great family and life. I must have done something in another life to deserve it because I sure as hell haven't done anything in this one to deserve something this wonderful. LOL I hope that you can find this kind of happiness too, if you haven't already.

Aww I hope so too wwww

A guy once said to me is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to your vagina because my dick wants to climb it

Sorry, I mean to like

My husband's line was "don't be surprise you wake up next to me 10 yrs from now" that was about 17 yrs ago.

Smooth. (▰˘◡˘▰)

Lmao

Yeb especially second one.