I honestly love it that everyone's like "oh yeah take his monster d*ck you're gonna get railed so bad your ass is gonna disappear" BUT the moment he starts crying is all "BABYYY NOOO DON'T CRY APOLOGIZE FUCKER"
by shoujo sleeves i think they meant shoujo mangas xd (mangas is also spanish for sleeves) Spanish is my first language so if you need help translating some words or phrases i could help you :)
grandma be knowin, she could feel the gay vibes grandma took a look at the dude and said there's no way this boy's straight imma set him up with my pretty grandson
ok but this is such a mood for me tho
someone: confesses their feelings for me
me: moves out
i also have a lot of issues son pls don't actually do this lol talk things out