The translation got me questioning my language proficiency.
*GASP* ITS SO CUTE THE BABH IS SO CUTE ITS SO FUCKING CUTE
THE SEARCH— HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF
THIS IS MAKING MY HEART HAPPY AFTER READING JINX THANK YOU MY HONEY SWEET MOCHI POPS CAKE SUGAR PLUMP
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOW HIS IS GOIBG TO MY BOOKMARKS AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Why is their dick so unhumanlike? I mean, that's a monster... Poor hole
I... Cried... I thought he was dead... My heart was aching so fucking bad