Real life struggles, you don't wanna look into my fridge, I have spilled yoghurt there that is definitely starting to rot...also 3 weeks old take aways, you can imagine the smell...(￣∇￣")
Okay, I'm an actual real life doctor and I can assure you; WE NEVER, AND WILL NEVER, TASTE PATIENT'S SALIVA AND BODY FLUIDS TO MAKE A DIAGNOSIS!! (￣∇￣")
Meant to like, my bad ┗( T﹏T )┛
(￣∇￣") of course
Spreading pollen? More like spreading STD's lol ~(‾▿‾~)
I meant to like the commet I accidentally clicked the dislike
Aww babe it's ok lol we've all done it before
For reallllll
AUTHOR -SAN IF YOU EVER NEED A KIDNEY LET ME KNOW AIGHT I'LL BE THERE!! WE'RE GETTING SIDE STORIES YOU GUYS!!!
Heavenly father; please help our captain to yeetus that fetus before anyone else take notice to him, Amen
Fuckin Yeetus that Fetus needs to be on a god danm pro choice poster!
Feeling kinda tired these days, I think I need an injection too! Anyone else feel the same? I think it's a virus in the air or sum ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
He is,, dummy!