Let me guess, he's gonna see the seme on his blind date and the seme gonna see him with his client. The seme gonna misunderstand and get jealous ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
I slipped in the shower and it hurt so bad both my head and butt...I got out and forgot my towel. That's it... *wipes tears* 偉大な王
Or should be like "I....I just left the shower" and if asked why he's crying, should be something like. "I m-missed you.." LMFAO I CANT STUTTER OVER TEXT
"Thank you for your understanding" they say, when I actually don't understand ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭