waiter! waiter! one order of back shots please!
papa, me want more movie.
LMAO TS FRYING MEE
dear diary it’s now day 16 without baby daddy and i’m starting to lose hearing in my left eye and taste in my right
chop chop manga boy. you chose this life.
it’s been a year daddy. i really really miss you.
gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i’ll be having with him tonight. stay informed.
HE HAS AN ASSHOLE. I SEE A FUTURE AND IT’S BRIGHT.
author missed the opportunity for them to use the leftover whipped cream
or maybe you're just freakier idk man
nah bro it’s definitely the author
WHY ARE THEY EDGING ME
LITERALLY
UGH WHAT A MANIPULATING CONNIVING DICTATOR WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?? WHY WOULD HE MANIPULATE YOU?? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? did you give in? NOOOO
EXACTLY!!! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
I love ur pfp (=・ω・=) Niko is so cute
waiter! waiter! one order of back shots please!