YESS THEYLL BE HUGGING FOR TWO MONTHS STRAIGHT
"Be positive"
Me:
Real lmao
so your telling they are gonna get married have one dog one cat and adopt a baby
SOOO CUTEEEE (≧∀≦)
no lube, no protection, all night, all day,
from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat,
from the dining table to the bedroom,
from the bathroom sink to the shower,
from the front porch to the balcony,
vertically, horizontally, quadratic,
exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for
air, scream and see the light, missionary,
cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy,
backwards, sideways, upside down, on
the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on
a chair, boing carried against the wall,
outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car,
on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck,
on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in
the pool, bent over, in the basement,
against the window, have the too
curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick
throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing,
mouth drooling, ass clenching, sheet gripping,
knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair
pulling, tooth jitterbug, mind blogging,
soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sex
y'all want a cute quiet guy til he actually turns out to be a lil psycho
Bruh, please don't jinx it
Obviously???? What kind of saying even is that, who do you think would expect that
WHAT THE FUUUUCK WTF WHAT THE FUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCK FUCKK NOOOOOO I HATE THAT STUPID BITCH
the way i would’ve ripped that towel off of him so quick without a second thought