
ADOPT THAT SAD BOY AND HIS COW RNNN
Like talk about an origin storyAbandoned and searching for his long lost father, then a former solider and his manwife, the king of the mountains, take you in and now him and best friend (cow), live together w his gma, gay dads, bb sister, and chicken
Like please or AT LEAST help track down his dad (and ask wtf is up and where tf he been)

Is there a novel? Is Alicia fr evil/crazy or do they only call her a witch bc she's a cunning/outspoken woman that threatens the world view of the old men?
This story feels like the opposite of the Bechdel TestLike how long can we go until they're legally required to write a woman into the plot

Fair point, but i will say, compared to ML's actions (kidnapping, exiling mc to remote regions for years, sausage party marriage banquet) burning down a Bao shop is relatively less crazy. I see a woman scorned (like that redneck song about the Carrie underwood vandalizing her cheating man's truck with a bat)
the premise of this story is basically that oneyplays bit where if you throw a GameCube into your bath, instead of dying, you get transported into Smash Bros