n.1 thing ud do if you had the opposite genders crotch.
yall know im whacking off until the sun goes down
everytime i read a oneshot i feel like a whore
okay just reading a oneshot hahhaa might aswell do a lap dance
if you showed this to an alien after teaching it wtf omegaverse was it would point at this hoe ass twink and go "gleeerbb bop.. omega twink... Twink omega..gneerp.." be FORREEEEEAL
omfg why do ppl always assume if a twink omega is w a kid its his child
do u look at a bubbly feminine ass girly girl w a kid and think "deffo birthed that" ????
tbh tho id expect it from this hoe ass twink
hes so twinky im sick of him
dyall ever squeal and scream like someone stabbed u w a hot poker but randomly ur now a hardcore maso so ur screaming for joy and then u run up the poker like a gay little monkey at the apple store and scream some more
or is that just me
sobbing cus i wrote like 5 paragraphs for my hoe tips and mgg deleted them EVEN WHERE I ASKED FOR RECS
mamas hoe tips
1. gather information. you wanna talk/date person A. overhear things and build up your knowledge. when talking to A, casually drop them in as if you like those things originally **hopefully** they'll be like "omg no waay you like that too
MERRY CHRISTMAS HOEES HOPE U FIND UR FAVE SIDE HOE UNDER THE TREE
recs where theres either:
- a massive AND I MEAN MASSIVE height difference OR they're basically the same height and you can barely tell whos receiving
-its not super porny but still good sex scenes
-well thought out unique dynamics
-man tits. with jiggle physics.
-easy to read and get sucked into
-anything like shutline, full volume, sign, scent and sensibility, ect ect
thank you my hoes
dear diary
HES GONE!! yall can stop hating on me for going back now
there are two more tho am i a whore
v basic info v
pronouns : any / no preferred pronouns
read and complain
what are yalls fave guitar solos
england is getting so cold that i gyatta keep trousers awn when im fucking shitting like theres no reason
im gonna start bringing a duvet to the loo its not funny
dear diary
following up yesterday i took him back im so sorry little gay people in my phone
dear diary
i had a situationship with a known playboy and it turned out bad we net up once at my house and it was amazing and we reorganised for fri then he CANCELLED then we said today (saturday) and he didnt text all day didnt have the BOLLOCKS to say he was cancelling like the DICK he is now hes on DELIVERED to me cus i want him dead and i renamed him to "DICKHEAD KILL YOURSELF" in my phone i love my life also im on my period
thank you little gay people
please please i desire a story
something that doesnt end at 5/10 chaps
no rape no noncon no nada uaghh ew
nothing too boring like its gotta have SOME drama but not making it psychological ykyk
something like"our sunny days" "anti p.t." yada yada yk??
pls help guys I'm so sick of thinking ive found sm good and then it says "this contains non consensual behaviour" yap WHATEVS pleeease
(getting fucked in the ass)
aaaand he's right behind me isn't he
! i want sebastian michaelis to chokeslam me into the pavement !
[yaoinator AND yurinator, any het i read is bc i hink the ml should transition]
changed my name but dont forget me like the tunnel under ocean blvd.
LOVE IS AN ILLUSION.
hi its back after a gazillion years. i treat liao like my wet dog, shes cute but if i look closer shes so ratty.
why the feminisation of thingimabooby??? like why the fuck are you calling him "mom" ??? "mother"? ???? JUST WRITE A JOSEI ATP??? if you're gonna feminise everything about it might aswell just give him a pussy. end of.
wyd if ur freaking an accidentally squuuruerrttt on that thang
anyways gl/bl recs that are sweet and UNIQUE dynamics pls