no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, d......
Every single one of these insufferable mfers needs to be castrated and burned at the stake.
Unironically think Lex Luthor is super gay for Superman. Let's be honest here, that kind of obsession is not just hatred cause you just made a baby with him, memorized his every fighting move despite not meeting each other before, he got some sussy ahh dialouges about supes in some comics, obsessively collects superman clones even after Clark's dea......
this is such basic answer but man HES SO FINE I GOT TO MENTION MY GOAT MIKKELSEN!!
I can't look at his face without letting out a giggle.... who said that..
The little fucks in low tide twilight. Piss me off so much. ML is a rapist yet they deny by saying bullshit like,” but the redemption ark..” how abt u redemption up a hill and shove a stick up ur ass u pillock. Dont get me started with the bottom. “Hes a power bottom!” Or som shit thats praising him, no tf hes not. He’s the next stockholm......
I think im funny sometimes and i need everyone to see ts FUCK EVERYONE THAT DISLIKED IT U CANT DENY IT WAS A LIL FUNNY AND REAL AT THAT
YAAAAAAAAAA (I have pictures of him on my wall to look at every minute of the day)
he's a stressed office worker and i run a bakery. every day, he buys a sandwich from my shop. one day, he stopped going, i even searched in his company and they said he resigned... but i got his name :p so i searched for him and he started working somewhere (idk what it is, but like, i think its dangerous) couldn't contact him bcs he was super busy......
not my favorite and I honestly don't like how it's just dragging the new chapters , but the first few chunk of this , made me unable to not like it .
Best: Heaven Official's Blessing, Global Examination, Little Mushroom, Becoming the Villain's Family, Leveling with the Gods, Don’t Pick up Boyfriends from the Trash bin. Some of those just started but I read the novel and already know how damn good they will be. Worst: Double Trap, Jinx, Shadow of the Reunion, Salty Lust, My Majesty your Grace,......
Low Tide in Twilight/Night by the Sea. Don't EVER speak of that treacherous piece of literature dumpster fire near my vicinity or I WILL crash out and go ape shit because just hearing or seeing the name makes a blood vessel bulge. Nothing will change my mind. "Oh, but he changed" don't care + be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!! Boooooo tomato tomato
Would sex with your favorite character be ACTUALLY good?