If I’m a mother I think I’ll be most proud of my son when I visit him as a ghost only to catch him getting absolutely wrecked by a titan d*ck
The principal is adorable and I wanna do is hold him close and tell him everything’s gonna be ok
That’s enough condoms to feed an entire family
Ah sorry I meant to like, low-key made me choke on my Apple juice
HAHAHA FACTS
Choke on my apple juice
I don’t know what’s going on but I still cried
Yo sameeee. It’s confusing bc there’s not much plot to it but the way both the characters are expressed makes you feel ╥﹏╥
Here I am, back again, re-reading this for what feels like the fifteenth time
Let me bite into that nice juicy, succulent plot babbbyyyy
Someone: what’s the sexiest animal you can think of?
The author of this story: a really large, fat crow with three legs, why do u ask?
Bloody hell param you better not make this a bloody threesome coz ur so indecisive (it would be hot but I’d still be mad)
Right like parammmmmm COME ONNNN while I would enjoy it I already have my ship and I’m ride or die