Nobody:
Absolutely nofuckingbody:
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Me: if one Titan dick equals one normal thigh......does one Titan boob equal to one large watermelon?! And if you're a granny Titan, does it turn into one of those really long watermelons???
Nobody: ... slow clap
what
“Really long water melon” I’m dead
Wow I didn't realise that Lex's full name was so beautiful
How ironic, a story about zombies turns the reader into a starved zombie asking for more (⌒▽⌒)
1 Titan finger = 1 normal dick
2-3 Titan fingers = 1 normal fist
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If my calculations are correct.......
1 Titan dick = 2 normal fists.......
OUR BOY IS GONNA GET DESTROYED!!!!
its more than 2 fists. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
So one titan dick =????
What proportions are we talking about wen it comes to that?! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
A leg maybe ? Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
I wanted to say an arm length
But an leg??? ......Holly shit that must be huge ass Dick poor him Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
I hope it isn’t as big as we think it is
But, like...what part of the leg??? We talkin' shin to knee, or a huge @** thigh?
Does it matter either way, I guess?(⊙…⊙ ) ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
oh boi. this is gonna be great
I love how excited everyone is it better not disappoint!!
These replies got me dead
Haha
Yeah curiosity makes us dead
The calf ╮(￣▽￣)╭
If the next chapter doesn't involve her realising that Ceasar loves her, I'm going to flip my shits
Right!!! It so obvious that he freaking like her(〜￣△￣)〜
I'm actually going to stop reading i that happens
Samee depending, on how clueless she is