This reminds me of that time I read a Natrative of the life of Fredrick Douglass where all the slaves we’re like picking favorites out of the slave owners. Yes I’m old, stfu.
Born to be a hopeless romantic, forced to read gooner shit on this website
Not a character but this car I found on Facebook marketplace. Kachow.
I really wanna be a sucyobooty or whatever they're called because I feel like it'll heal my inner trauma from being Catholic but also because spandex is sexy. I also want to be a siren like titties out, yoo-hooing to men/women out in the sea and then eating them out.
whatever the hell is happening with timothee cameltoe
Honorary mention: Nicholas Galitzine.
*cough cough*...Doll...*cough cough*
If I see someone mention my name, it's on sight...Also we love you, pookie
Similar to my rants ask, I just like reading and trying to give advice or gauging problems and values of others. I live my pipe dream of being a therapist here.
A third secret thing— the middle of a threesome, and best of both worlds.
I’m glad to have gotten to know you so intimately, can we talk about your social security and credit card information next?
Is this you? Rumpbelsticksin?
How about we get on TOP of that job application, SWITCH to an employed status, and climb from the BOTTOM of the career ladder. ️
Boring ass BLs, specifically those super fluffy ones with no sustenance and mind numbingly boring (bonus points if they have some dumb misunderstanding for conflict). There's so much BL with rape and other shut that people have been praising mediocracy.