
I looked it up and it's a real thing guys
"Snake Penis wine is made by infusing snakes Penis and other Chinese Herbs in grain alcohol or rice wine. The belief is that the essence and venom of the snakes dissolve in the liquor to promote vitality.
Snake wine have 3 different Snake penises to supposedly boost the virility of its drinker. If you’re looking for a perfect gift for your partner, Because Chinese snake Penis wine is an aphrodisiac which increases a man’s sexual stamina and his penis."

Brian is already dead anyway, if we survived the Under the Green light and Dear Benjamin Hiatus hells, we can survive Eternal covenant long ass unnecessary flashback season

I call it unnecessary because I believe it's nothing Ian couldn't have uncovered himself, like, the audience being shown everything directly takes value from the actual main character of the story working to uncover the truth of his situation, like it's a rare case of tell, don't show, for me personally, like, what's the point of the reader knowing all of this if Ian isn't learning it along too.

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I'M GOING TO RIP THAT BASTARD APPART AND FORCE HIM TO WATCH AS PIGS EAT HIS LIMBS THEN THROW HIM IN RIGHT AFTER SO THEY EAT HIM ALIVE AS WELL

I hate when the guys on a story are like "Alright, let's fight and whoever wins gets X girl" like bruh, if the girl already said she didn't want to be with one of them what is the point, winning isn't going to make her automatically like the winner.
But like, props to Tristan, he saw that the princess actually didn't want him to win and lost on purpose though that defeats the point of bringing up a duel in the first place, still he was able to accept that if he won the princess wasn't going to be happy anyway.
LET'S GOOOO HE GOT THE HESTUSSY!!!!!!
YOU GOT ITTT