
Me : explaining why I've been feeling like shit all day cuz my boss has a prejudiced view on women and makes it so that every mistake I make is the representation of every women out there and how I had been having a hard time dealing with it and I'm fine now, and also apologizing for taking out my frustrations on him.
My ex-bf : So we can have sex now ?
My tests came out immediately when I read the "My lil pumpkin part". My gran used to call me that too ╥﹏╥