"After nine weeks, there's a risk my internal organs could rupture." Say what now?! Can't believe he went ahead and did that. But then again, he probably didn't think he would be getting pregnant anytime soon... ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
“It didn’t take long for me to regret…Saying I like it too.” I told you so!!! I knew he was going to regret teaching Guwon about sex. Because he kept at it. Nonstop, didn’t pause, not even once. Let me pull up a wheelchair for him...
"We were damn lucky to live in a house with a backyard. If we were in an apartment, someone would've called 911, and then we'd probably be knocked out with tranquilizer darts." I need someone like that in my life, wishing it was me... ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
“I’m gay. I like men. Or…I did have a girlfriend, so maybe that means I’m bi. In any case, I’m into guys now.” I done spit up my drink! I cannot believe he just said that like it was nothing. But good for him, I'm so proud... (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
When you at a gay party and some random loser threatens to out you to your coworkers. Me and my gay friends are gonna jump you and stomp you into the ground. That piece of sh't ex who doesn't deserve to be with anyone... (╬￣皿￣)凸
“Seungjoo, if we had actually gone all the way, trust me, you wouldn’t have been walking straight.” I screamed!!! Like legit I busted out screaming and laughing in my room after he said that...
Holy sh't! What is with that horse size dck. I cannot!!! These Authors with their obsession of making the biggest dck. Jinwoo is gonna regret teaching Guwon about sex. That man Guwon is going to want it consistently nonstop. But I'm gonna be enjoying the heck out of it... ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
yeah…jinwoo created a sex fiend for sure. his organs would bust if this were real life (⊙…⊙ )
No hate or anything but you guys do realise that people put a whole arm up their but irl? And theoretically speaking you could stretch it enough to fit an adult raccoon…
I still don't understand how people can enjoy fisting or taking up an arm. But yeah, thanks for reminding there are people like that...
oh yeah that’s a good point
Alicia needs some serious psychiatric care from a license medical professional. Kiel: Nah! Let’s trick her into thinking she is some random Emperor wife with a child. Alicia actually believes it...
Lol the whiplash I got from that!!!
“Raymond! I’m in love with you.” Rapist said what now?! Like I cannot!!! When the man who rapes you in your sleep says he loves you. Fck off... (╬￣皿￣)凸
“But I’m sure of it. Whenever the Asian guy was out smoking on the balcony, the white guy would join him in nothing but his boxers and call him Honey.” I'm over here rolling on the floor laughing. Talk about a misunderstanding...