I went to a kobini to buy milk. Instead of saying dumex (milk's brand), I FREAKIN SAID DUREX (condom...)
The employee was like, "aren't you too young for that?"
Please kill me... Please... I don't wanna live anymore...
This is why you shouldn't read yaoi before going somewhere that requires communication










Ive been reading enough hentai and yaoi to see the last scene...
I AM PREPARED!!!