
Arabian Prince: I will marry for love! *runs away and gets stranded in the desert*
Japanese Man: here have some water
AP: MY TRUE LOVE
JM: what a nice palace *falls down a secret passage*
AP: hahaha you’re so eager *rapes him*
JM: no! *somehow gets back to Japan*
*spongebob narrator voice* TWO MONTHS LATER
JM: oh I’m so horny *gets off thinking of prince*
AP: *arrives to Japan on elephants (???)* here I will give you everything now LOVE ME
JM: NO, GO AWAY
JM: wait no I love him *goes to Prince’s country and rescues him from angery women*
And they lived happily ever after
God, planning a chess match for after everything is cleaned up? That’s a death flag if I’ve ever seen one