Me and my siblings used to tease my youngest sister like this. We said that mom and dad found her in a box under banana tree. Dad always agreed and she would be sulking and cried.
Wait- what? Okay. I'm not gonna complain. It's completely my fault to read this at 1 a.m. and cried my eyes out. Now I feel horrible. :') Yes, it's my fault.
WHAT?
The F did I just read??? (⊙…⊙ )