-become the biggest simp for MC after getting beat down and finding out he forged the equipment himself -die because the author made him stupid to not understand what reason is and become cannon fodder no. xx (=・ω・=)
and then putting a shoulder on Sakura, saying how proud he is and how he's starting to sound like his senpai, Ren, and then Sakura panicking, punching Ume in the face and then bolting out of the scene like the hounds of hell are chasing him (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
I'd imagine something like 'hey can we have some of your hair? we ran out of powdered human hair, and our roast meat tastes off without it' and i'm like 'sure, just chop off a good part of my hair'.
-become the biggest simp for MC after getting beat down and finding out he forged the equipment himself
-die because the author made him stupid to not understand what reason is and become cannon fodder no. xx (=・ω・=)