I mean, I would try to kill myself too not gonna lie
AAAAAH MY HUSBAND ate this up in one sitting aaaargh
my good god that size has got to be a disability or something
dear lord I was expecting a story with a cute seme and a more dominant uke not whatever the fuck that was that cover and the beginning are MISLEADING!
āstroke meā EXCUSE ME WH- āso I can swallow you holeā ooooh haha okay
author just invented birth pills to man give them a nobel
why does this take a century to update Iām gonna cry I need it NOW
imagine asking āwhat are we?ā and then the person immediately proceeds to throwing up I donāt think I would recover from that
die ed sheeran carrot hair die youāre the reason people killed gingers during middle age
I donāt care about ed sheeran or whatever his name is why canāt he just disappear jeez
advice: at this point, fuck the story just enjoy the smut
I am trying so hard to ignore his dick but itās hard because itās bigger then his arm for the love of god who created such a monstrosity this is gotta be like a disability or something
