"I can kill them for you" aw romantic, it reminds me of Hannigram
As a exreligious and left with traumas because of my supposed sins (im gay) I find this hilarious
That dick is huge (me, being blindless self confidence virgin at this point: I could take it (no)
There's probably like, 29 people on this earth that can, and they're EXTREMELY trained dick-taking professionals
I'm still reading this shit im so virgin