So that's all I get for fucking other men in the ass? With all the advertisement going around I was expecting something with a lil' more spice. I even added a pinch of killing spiders and heresy to score a few extra points but this is all you got going for me? It sounds awfully boring. I'd like a refund.
so one time my mom got mad at me, and i went the the restroom like right after cuz i didn't want her to see me cry. guess what? i was hard.
my friend accidentally kicked my leg at the lunch table and i moaned, i thought they’d all ignore it but they didn’t. They all stared at me and i had to just apologise and be like "ahah, why did that sound so weird" and aggressively rub my ankle to pretend i was in pain.
What circle of hell are you going to?