Uke: “This relationship is abnormal”
Me: “He was the person your partner cheated on you with, raped you, stalks you, and is overly possessive about you and your whereabouts...HELL YEAH IT IS YOU WEIRDO
Who you think the most abnormal between them?
Them: *having a hardcore make out session*
The driver: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
It all started with BJ Alex
PLS U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THIS MADE ME ALUGH SFDGVSGE
If 2+2 is 4, and 5+5 equals 10...what the fuck is this
Agree. Haha
Wait wait wait. He’s a big corporate representative yet exploits and takes advantage of people?!
Yeah bitch, stay your sorry ass on that bench (︶︿︶)＝凸
Not my man pulling up with the “come help me get the groceries out of the car” shoe combo