MC is donald trump cuz why his ear all of sudden magically healed? He shot himself in the head, but surprise it just grazed his ear, but extra surprise there’s no wound it’s all healed with the power of communication! BOOOOO
Just gotta give him the obnoxious New Jersey spray tan and they’re twins both dumb as fuck doing dumb fuck things and now they can bond over matching fake ear injuries
Even after being told what would happen this is still some bullshit could you imagine you think you’re having a time with some dude just to find out it’s a pair of twins swapping out like bruh
So what I’m hearing is every country across the world is dealing with a bullshit governments doing bullshit things y’all at some point we just gotta send spirits or something on these “leaders” cuz no way not ONE country around the world is at peace right now
His tribe stays fucking him over