someone fucking cook that damn egg already
they make me wanna throw rocks at them(affectionate)
i need to obliterate Brandon with a needle
my guts hurt
i feel this
im gonna jump this is so fucked up
paris and julian should've fucked and that could've solved everything
right
Real
where's my academically blessed smart love interest cause thats the only way to pull up my grades from the depths of hell
Mathew jr's gonna work overtime tonight
yea heard it clear folks, "Thick thighs to save lives"
okay i need someone to turn in a stsg au based on this exact plot and character traits!
someone fucking cook that damn egg already