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Nothing quite hits the spot like consensual monster fucking

It takes every strength of my being to not piss myself from laughter

Cause GOD DAMN THE WAY HIS NECK STRETCHED WITH THAT SLAP

There goes the last bastion of hope we had for decency in this story

This man really can’t handle what he dished out
Not him getting flustered after she said the same thing that he did

Girl really could’ve had any answer for any question in the universe and chose to know if she would’ve lived like a bum, or lived like a bum with student loan debt

The baby what???

Everytime he comes up, I can feel my insides crumpling up cause the man deadass makes me sick

I’m starting to lose brain cells reading this

NOT HER CRYING OVER DICK
THIS SHIT IS LIKE LEGIT SAD BUT I CANT NOT LAUGH AS I CRY
MC really doesn’t deserve this shit :(