1 Douchebag Min (evenly chopped to small pieces with Lingchi)
2 gallons of vegetable oil/ olive oil or an equalant
2 kilos of onion (chopped to squares)
1 kilo of green chillies (chopped)
1 kilo of carrots (grated)
2 gallons of tomato sauce
Water
Lime to taste
Salt to taste
Seasonings/ bullion cubes
Wash Min meat well and cover with seasonings for a few minutes to soak. Then cook them on low heat until meat is tender. Remove from the fire and let the meat cook under the heat. Heat the oil and fry onions untill they turn brown. Add the carrots and chillies and stirr until they evenly fried. Remove the vegetables and add the pieces of Min to the pan. Fry until it's light brown and add the fried vegetables to the pan. Add tomato sauce to the pan and mix well. Add a few drops of lime and serve hot to Lord Seungwhore.
That's a conspiracy theory. Eating a bay didn't cause covid. The video that started that rumor was from 2015 or 2016 and wasn't even taken in China. Covid's start is still mostly a mystery.
Deforestation is the main cause for contact with bats. Even without eating them, they can infect other animals that people eat.









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