
First of all:
Thank you so much, my fujoshi life is yours! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
Secondly:
WTF! Shirotani, I wanna love you and fix you so much! Go get him, go get kurose! Love him and let him love you!
Kurose, I wanna be loved by you, I want you to lick my hands, I want you to dry me to despair! Don't give up on shirotani!
the last thing the uke said ruined the mood of the oneshot?