
I am offended that no female has ever escaped on first attempt. Where are my stiletto girls at? Show em girl power, ladies (▰˘◡˘▰)

If a zombie apocalypse actually happened every girl past the age of puberty would be dead because of periods. There's no more tampons so their movement would be limited, cramps could render them completely immobile, and losing so much blood every month at a time where food and water is scarce means they'll end up anemic. They'd die of malnutrition even if the zombies didn't get them.
Not that they'd be the only ones; extra weight, glasses, pregnancy, disability, chronic illness would all pretty much guarantee death.
How about I disposed you too? (▰˘◡˘▰)