This was the funniest, goofiest read of my freaking life. Everybody mad, but I'm glad I did it. I keep imagining it passing through the editors' hands and them nodding like, "yup, this will sell. makes sense to me. they'll love it"
Reading this while suffering some of the most vile cramps, acid reflux, electric shocks to my rectum, and raging hormones giving me suicidal thoughts to be released from the pain gave me an immersive experience reading this that I didn't ask for. I actually screamed no when the translator said Jesus was leaving the chat R.I.P.
The side couple has way more depth than the main. Because how the hell did they ignore the fact he was actually downright abusive and kept calling her a slut or something and using that as an excuse to sleep with her?
He's willing to do all this plotting, planning, and busting his back but he couldn't be nice and win his loyalty. Which would have been easier since MC's a softie when in debt or someone is in his care. He really could have taken advantage of him if he'd posed as a defenseless child at the beginning or showed dependency. Made him feel that staying with him was actually best for his friends/family. That way the MC would have made excuses for him no matter what he did. But noooooo, he wants to be a bad boy
His yaoi energy has materialized into wings. Now, take flight little one, more gay scenarios await you
If I were that toilet, I'd self-destruct to take all of us out. If I can't choose who gets freaky or excretes on me, at least let me choose who I blow up
Ya'll think this is bad, I actually read a yaoi where the seme did all of this and much worse. And he actually genuinely liked the uke too
I'm sorry, but eating a leaf outta my hand in the dead of night when I'm cold and sleepy as hell is not romantic
Victor the Twink is spiraling. I need Two-Dick-Man to reappear and save the day with his dick-slinger powers and questionable means.
He was asking him to ask the real questions. I actually got a lil curious. But it's all good
I'm glad the MC is having a good time, that silence was so freaking loud it made me nauseous with anxiety
He should have worn a chastity belt as a precautionary measure. Then quoted bible verses or quoted trivia facts every time he came near. Both of which, no aura points would be lost
His dad must've been real hot. I'd be mad at my son too, cuz now who's gonna rock my sh*t, huh???
She stood on business. How dare he not ask to get pegged, like, dafuq???
The minute Penelope decided they weren't her biggest opp, I started plotting and planning my revenge on those f*ckers
I don't understand how that slight warrants this level or kind of revenge from the emperor. And lowkey, from the ML either. Imagine (actually please don't) enslaving and raping your ex coworker/manager for getting you fired and getting their whole family murdered. Like, the mansion wasn't even your house in the first place, it was always a place that could fire you.
Girl is tweakin, may as well lay her down next to the emperor and examine her too.
He regretted not saying anything before the incident despite his intuition. Then continued to stay silent when observing EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR.
The seme said he can't understand feelings so he had [no choice but to???] intentionally hurt and degrade the MC. However, he observed countless indicators that he was in love too and didn't notice. He mastered observing others, particularly when they have interest in him, and if they displayed even two of his own indicators he would have known they like him........So why the bloody hell could he not tell. That's not mental illness, that's stupidity and self-destructive sabotage. It's like when he notices that people don't like others knowing their business, uses it to legally defeat a side villain, but then acts like he never heard that concept in his life when the MC wants to hide their relationship
You know, I remember my mom saying to me as a kid "Hey, read that book over there by my nightstand. Your voice is so boring it will help me fall asleep. And remember to turn the lights off when you leave."