The Senile PROPHET's Topics (667)

This is y we shouldnt fall for the cover when looking for new things to read （/TДT)/

Wtf. Cakeverse? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

This is whats difficult w donghuas..

Art - 100000000000000000000000%
Story - 50/50
Translation - 5

I know chinese is difficult.. but i lose brain cells trying to retranslate the translation.. so no matter how much i'd like to read it and stay w it.. i caaaaant （/TДT)/

Also, i need pictures because my eyes are bad.. so novels and books unfortunately dont do it for me anymore. Hahhhh~ what a tragic life ┗( T﹏T )┛

Its always the questionably scary looking actual monsters that turn out having a fluffy romance~

I surely want a fluffy love.. and a big guy.. but hell naw.. im a coward and am easily scared.. but this is hella cute

Clearly.. its 2025 and Yuri still didnt get dicked by his Jimmy.. i'm as flabbergasted as you are Yuri.. what do u mean by being horny as fvck, but decided to watch from afar again??????

Soooooo~ i completely expected that Jin loves Geonwoo as much as Ido.. and i totes expected that Geonwoo would be willing to fvck w Jin.. becayse who the fvkc wont?! Hell, i'd be down bad for Jin over Ido okay??

I totes expected Jin also had a wierd and creepy side to him.. as anyone in a poly-wtchamacallit crap is.. and that time when he held Geonwoo's neck on the elev when he picked him up during the move.. i just knew he's doing shady stuff..

What i didnt expect was the deepness of that shit. Hahaha Jin is crazy. Batshit crazy.. i thought his stalking on Geonwoo was bad.. but like, mid bad.. and i was high as hell when Ido came home and saw them fvcking.. he cried.. i thought, "thats what u get for starting that polyshit from the start.. hurt more, cry more".

Fast forward to how Ido and Jin got together.. i was flabbergasted HAHAHAHAHAHA fvcking hell.. Jin is so fvcking fine.. but so fvcking creepy as hell.. now i feel pity for Ido too.. but also i dont wanna end them polyshit.. because i want Jin happy and smexy.. and I dont want Geonwoo to get hurt.. since he's clearly the victim in this whole situation between these 2 crazy ass tops.. also, i wanna grant happiness to Ido too..

Its not gonna end well for them 3 if they break up. Ido will keep thinking about Jin and Geonwoo fvcking.. he'd be all jealous and insecure and hysterical.. Jin will prolly haunt them both.. and Geonwoo would be fvking traumatized yall. Its bad BAD if they break up the polyshit.

Anyway.. I AM gonna grow roots on this no matter how it goes hahahahahaha this shit's interesting and crazy, im digging it. Break me, hurt me!

Wow.. looks like crying resolves everything! Why dont we all cry to achieve world peace HA.HA.HA.HA.

Josh.. u got pregnant because of ur bed jokes Lmao HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

U just know its fvcking good when people start making google docx HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we all down for it

So basically.. OG Ella and the prince like Cong.. technically because he's inside Ella's body. He's so pretty and has become very expressive emotionally.. and that turns on OG Ella and the Prince.

OG Ella is a straight top, forced to be a twink.. and now, he conveniently got a body that screams "i'm a top".. but apparently, seeing his own body from a 3rd party's perspective.. turns him on.. i mean.. who wont? His body was cultivated to be the perfect bottom.. and it just became even more fvckable since the OG Cong that possesed his body is a lewd gay hahahaha

Anyway, Prince didnt really wanna fvck OG Ella because the guy is straight af.. so they were only friends, even tho OG Ella was so pretty.. daz y he wasnt supposed to put it in during the ritual.. but when OG Cong possesed Ella's body.. he couldnt resist.. the pretty face suddenly wants dick.. so of course, he fell for it lmao.

Apparently, it'll take years for them to switch back.. because that swap has a specific date/time to conduct the ritual so it'd work.. so ig Cong can now live his dream of being fvcked in the ass while he's in Ella's body.. and me think OG Ella in Cong's body will also have a turn on his own body's ass.. so basically.. it'll be a 3-way relationship.. mostly physical.. but maybe Cong and the Prince will develop feelings along the way..

What i'm interested is when they switch back tho.. sadly they didnt continue until that part.. but i'm thinking the prince prolly wont get a stiffy if Cong is back in his OG body.. i mean.. Cong is bottom af.. but he's body is a Top haha iykwim.. and i dont think Ella in his OG body would let anyone in his ass.. he'd rather do the fvcking.. i think the prince has a clear preference here.. so yea.. i think it'd be hopeless for them 3 if they ever switch back.

This story is meh. Only because its fairly clear that its all about the looks for the chemistry to show. The feelings for each character seem to be very shallow.. so its not cute, fluffy, smexy or whatevs.. and im just taking the time to write this here for those who r confused.

Hopefully that helped clear things up ╮(￣▽￣)╭