OhFckYaoi's activites

The great lord Asami is serving drinks and Akihito is picking fcking vegetables.....
Did we just get isekai??????!!!! Are they both dead??!!
Edit: read with heavy sarcasm

I haven't seen the pencil trick since the dark knight movie. Still holds up after time

Shit I gotta go buy some motherfcking popsicles

Sweet sweet vengeance

I fart in your general direction!!!

Who the fck is this nobody??!!
IF YOU TOUCH HIM ILL SPIT ROAST YOU OVER A FIRE LIKE A PIG

I gotta get this off my chest really quick....
HIS HAIR ISNT CURLY. It's barely wavey!!! The twink makes fun of his hair when they look like they have the same texture!!!

Thank you. I'm done.

Trying to stay calm cuz I'm at work but WTFHSOBGODDAMITFCKKKK@+×%&?!!!!!!!!!!!

Buckle up hoes were going out to murder

My indecision is over 9000

He got so mad he turned into Venom... Vengeance will be swift.

Why do you have to be so painfully nice??

Ugh my poor baby and his insecurity. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY GODDAMMIT

Man is a green flag even in rut. I'm aghast.

I haven't wanted to kill a fictional character so badly since Joffrey. I DEMAND BLOODY SATISFACTION

Is fcking on a washing machine totally uncomfortable and unrealistic? Yes.
Do I care? Absofckinglutely NOT!

This should be called Breaking Twinks

I used to be a secretary, then I took a baseball bat to the head

*sexy music track starts *

That fucking perfect peach ass Jesus God almighty