mooche shared experience about porn without plot
I say to my coworker in full volume in front of a customer

okay so i calculated the velocity his sperm would have to be going at to hit the ceiling. knowing that gravity is 32ft/s^2, the sperm must have been projected at such a high velocity, to the point where the trajectory of the sperm would peak at a height of >15 ft(assuming that the ceiling is 15 ft i just eyeballed it). the angle at which the sperm was launched is ~45 degrees (again eyeballing it).

using the projectile motion formula: h = (v^2sinθ^2)/(2g), where h = 15 ft, θ = 45 degrees, and g = 32 ft/s^2 we solve for v which is found to be 43.95 ft/s. in other words, saitama shot out sperm at a velocity of AT LEAST 43.955 ft/s. (probably more because of how large the "splash" marks are). if it was only traveling at 43.955 ft/s i think the sperm would only graze the ceiling because 15 ft would be the apex of the motion of the sperm, therefore the vertical component of the velocity at that point would be 0 ft/s.

now i looked up the average velocity of sperm during ejaculation. according to google, sperm comes out at a speed of 28 miles per hour at the point of ejaculation which lowkey sounds insane maybe the sites just making shit up??? anyways converting that to ft/s we find that at the point of ejaculation, the average human sperm is traveling at 41 ft/s.

therefore, saitama's sperm is surprisingly only slightly faster than the average human male's sperm. this doesn't make sense to me at all because my goat's supposed to be the strongest man alive and the speed of sperm is proportional to the amount of muscular force when orgasming (according to my research so take that with a grain of salt). so obviously since my goats so swole his specimen should be exceeding that speed by a huge amount.

ofc i assumed that saitama's sperm is going at the bare minimum speed to hit the ceiling, but that could very well not be the case. i can't really calculate the actual speed with my limited knowledge of physics. next time saitama and genos should do it outside, in a place sans any ceiling, so that this phenomena can be observed in its most natural state and i'll actually be able to estimate the TRUE height of the apex of the sperm's trajectory.

perhaps the speed of sperm for the average human male at the moment of ejaculation means how fast it comes out of the penis while its still inside... well who knows really. god knows im not measuring that myself (unless i get to measure lebron's). anyways thats all from your field scientist lebron's #1 pookie bear. over and out.

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you guys need to stop reading/playing while crossing the street, the cops are gonna see the yaoi you were trying to isekai to and ask the doctors to cut life support

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did someone really just post a manhwa over this?? the way those two jump scared me

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a furry is someone who has a fursona, you guys aren't furries for finding him hot, just werewolf fuckers :nerd_emoji:

mooche answered question about read manga
no bc why do you need people to see this, to make you feel cool?
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letting this sit for a while bc i cannot deal with this fumble without more chapters to back it up

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why am i not getting notifications i almost missed this

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where could this possibly be going that isn't him getting run over by a truck, you would need a divine miracle to redeem this guy

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imagine balls deep in a bad bitch and instead of moaning you're asking if shes got gossip on your little brother

"its definitely one of those rich and perverted old men, the kind of person who would buy such a beautiful robot like you that resembles a high school girl" you saw that little bubble that said 16 years old when ordering the boy robot and clicked it anyway??? pot calling kettle

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a lot of you guys must be feeling nostalgic for this to be in rotation again

its not like i hated reading this but i did think it was lame and that nothing of substance really happened. the early chapters were more interesting but i think its bc then the gimmick was still fresh

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this will affect the trout population

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the way i don't care about the ml's gangster–chaebol side story, maybe this is a slow burn but other than his brother i have no idea where it could be going and we're forty chapters in

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i don't think ill be able to move on from this when it ends, there isn't a lot of things i wish i could erase my memory to re-experience but this??? id get brain damage from just how often id do it

-_- ch.57, behind every evil woman you'd think is as cunning as she is cruel, is a male relative who was "actually behind everything all along" smh,,,,

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why does that pierre guy even want her so damn bad after everything, it's basically sunk cost at this point