
I laugh whenever the requirement for anything is to be a virgin

It always makes me imagine a scenario where in fantasy lala land, some rando evil person has kidnapped a group of us and is like gonna do some kinda human sacrifice ritual and the requirement for the sacrifice is to be a virgin.
In this made up lala land scenario, I'm always going "phew! Good thing I haven't been a virgin since I was 7! Totally off the hook! Fuck yeah!"

Same and then i think, what even constitutes a virgin, like in what context are we talking about?
Is it mindset or physical?
When it comes to physical, is it just penetration and if it is, does it matter which hole? At that point, what exactly constitutes a hole?
Then its like if we roll back does light for play count?
Does queer sex count?
Does consent count?
Does religious beliefs count?
Cause fr fr this the shit that people decide their ‘remaining’ virginity on, like Im not counting the shit I didnt and couldnt consent to, so will that affect the sacrifice?
Cause according to Jennifers Body, context matters
And here I thought he was such a master ninja for dodging all those traps. Turns out, he didn't even have to bother with them lol
LMAOOOOO FRFR I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MEEE
He was so proud of it too! Totally psyched me out lol
Lmaoooo he is giving me the "I stole a P20 money from my classmate with him knowing" and then he looks proud for what he did