Imma use the stuff I read here at work
Most esteemed Manager,
I shall not take to heart your frivolous personal umbrage, for I must keep this position, having my own obligations to meet. Yet I must urge you to dismiss those odious rats that spread falsehoods to your ear, and to temper your tippling, that you may perform your duties properly and cease from casting your labors upon me.
With sincerity,
Subordinate
Hope I don’t get fired











Rest in peace to the author, even though she probably won’t see this and probably hates us who read free. I hope that wherever she is, she is happy. I’d like to quote a dialogue from the movie Troy:
“The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”