This reads like fanfic I would’ve written in middle school
Right literally what is that name
Helbert is so freaking dramatic. “he’s going to a place I cannot reach”. Bitch he’s living in a shed on YOUR property. Legit down the road.
This made me cry it’s so funny and true. The littlest thing has his veins busting and him doing the Arnold fist clench like he needs to take a Xanax.
Arthur omg mixed up my 90s cartoons
LOL like he gonna leave the state hiding his name and identity (I bet he read too much physiological BL)
Annual reread: complete