
Why does he shower with his glasses on?

I do the same. Reason, being a blind bitch (Jk, just very bad eyesight), it’s very inconvenient and an unnecessary struggle without them. Used to take them off when I had better vision that I could still function decently without them but the worse your eyesight, the more you need it all the time.
HIS ASS IS NOT DRUNK
Bruuuuh and he spit it out so how?!!!
He didn't spit it out, he gulped it in one go and coughed afterward.