I started reading this yesterday afternoon and now the sun is coming up. At least I am caught up now.
Birds are horny AF. Ever get woken up by those assholes trying to get a booty call at like 3am?! XD
Glad he didn't drink the tea since it's probably dosed with the drug. Not even surprised at this dang turn.
It's called a franchise, fucko! Let our Duchess teach you about otherworldly business practices!
Just deadass thinks bread grows on trees or something? Is this a sideways joke reference to the misquoted Marie Antoinette "Let them eat cake" bit?! XD
I appreciate that even though it's all sexy that they do address actual workouts and muscle building. XD
But did you all see the hand was backwards when they were sleeping? Was it just me who had to twist my hand all kinds of ways to confirm it?!