Dude got a whole cake factory. Half of his weight is just contributed by his ass.
Seriously, even if he doesn’t want to sell out info on Jaekass, he could just take that offer to be the browless PT. Fuck loyalty bro, who wouldn’t jump for a better offer. At least getting busted wouldn’t be such a waste.
Praying for his shoulder to pop in the next match and he becomes fucking disabled
His dick is actually big. I know some of yall keep saying it’s fictional so he needs to have horse dick. Honestly speaking I’ve been feeling uncomfortable with BL tops that have cocks the size of baguettes. They look like tumours. I keep thinking the bottoms gonna get prolapse
That twink was right. Need to see more of him so he can smack some sense into Dan’s delusional head.
I hope your shoulder fucking explodes you bitchass
Im bored as hell, so send some of the worst thing you've read and ill rate it 0-10 based on how i think it affected me mentally
BRO one of his own just means PART of his team ya fuckin dimwitted twink. How fucking delusional can you be?
This started when I was still in college during lockdown, I’m now working for 2 years and it’s still ongoing. mf even pull the cringy ass kdrama looking-at-the-sky “it’s very pretty “ scene LMAOOO
Been here since Yaoi was legal #Surviver
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Boba Tea (Yaoi)
Tesla (Yaoi)
Fried Chicken (Yaoi)
Partying on the Yaoi Hills (Moans)
This song (Yaoi)
OMG, that new beat (Yaoi)
OMG, is this real? (Everything's Yaoi)
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Free palestine
Andrew Tate's straight boyfriend
In my clean boy era
Gay son or thot daughter?
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It's not clocking to you that I am standing on business
~ Part of the Male Extinct Specie ~
Pray for USA #ThirdWorldCountry
Pray for Britain #Colonised
Part of the Human Race
My diagnosis:
Seasonal Depression
Sex Anxiety
Prone to Existential Dread
Anti-Capitalistic Tendencies
Survivor of the Corona Virus
Queef Addict
5 cm Dilated Asshole
Fujoshi
Update: New Diagnosis
Porn Addiction
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Hobbies:
-Mansplaining
-Twerking
-Queefing
-Girlbossing
-Homophobing
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