my ex boyfriend won’t leave me alone and my gf thinks something fishy is going on IM LOYAL BAE PLSSZ im praying for his downfall may god curse him and i hope he gets his nip bit off with a lil left behind
it’s like something awakens inside me…the alpha to my omega fr…edit bc i forgot to mention my princesses jhenè and chief keef
grim reaper was the worst person in life, therefore was forced into the reaper life
one day reaper was surfing, dealing some narcotics to the locals while waiting for a new soul but then a harry styles fan fell out THEY ASSCRACK?!?
the fan (who smelt like assjuice) begged to get her soul reaped so she could go to a one direction concert in heaven......
They met on the street by chance. He was a police officer, and she was in the middle of her shift. T...
- Author: Kotteri
- Genres: Historical / Romance / Slice Of Life
8.5/10 i think (ill reread forgot what this was ab…)
we british always be misunderstood (it gets worse the further you get from the cities…deffo inbred shi) OH AND I HATE AMERICANS no reason lol im just a hater
therapy game and merry marbling. aint no one can talk shit ab these two unless you wanna be oiledd up, seasoned then harvested for organs ALSO A BITTERSWEET COUPLE (i love enemies to loversss)
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My lynch pin, my champion, my deliverer, my source of motivation, my moon in the night, my blood to quench hunger.
i’m an extreme overthinker (making me the cause of my own failures) but i’ll blame everything and anything before i blame myself that’s how i cut failure depression before it starts
my spotify premium ended CUZ IM BROKE LMAOO so i didn’t spend much time on it this year but it’s still lowkey accurate
should’ve had more future, drake and mr sosa on there icl (like idek this marluxiam guy at all apart from the song on no1 that i repeated 2000x when working out )
worked in retail and some girl tried to return (dirty&stained) underwear. told her she couldn’t since it wasn’t in its original state. guess she got embarrassed bc after my shift, i was walking to the train station and i realised some people were following me. turns out she brought her little gang of sheep to come jump me. ofc when i realised i......
wish i was compared to a celeb asked my friend rn (who isn’t normal) and i got sent this
idk tbh maybe the fact that i was born? lmaoo was gonna say smthn like i got a big rack but that’s cringe w/o proof
oh my god was this the story the two uploaders were fighting about last month?? LMAOO not worth it the only good thing bout this is the art
eating at a cheap chicken shop then eating ice cream at a park (high, drunk or sober. depends) edited lmaoo but i recommend bowling since it’s loads of fun
my real first pic is my gcse results, my second pic is me looking sexy (and lowkey cross eyed) whilst holding my glasses like a bad b THIS is my 3rd pic (with an extra) im actually so good at photography wth A NEVER SEEN BEFORE TALENT FR