Mans got them dick finger and I keep thinking bout poor lil man, technically a raccoon can fit in the human asshole but damn
That dudes dick is probably equivalent to at least five raccoons
How do people know this factoid about how many raccoons can fit in the human ass???? I'm concerned Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
I think you should be more concerned for the person who had a raccoon in their ass for that to become a fact
THIS REPLY SECTION GOT ME EFFED UP, MY STOMACH HURTS SO MUCH FROM LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm more woried about how science tested to see how much a human's ass can stretch...
Lol, that WAS one of the reasons for my concern--cuz for people to know about it, it had to have HAPPENED, and wtf kind of circumstances brought THAT about, I ask you?! Poor person and poor raccoon!
One time at an old job I worked with a bunch of queer people, and all of us being queers we had no boundaries.... we were talking bout these eggs people shove up there ass and the supposedly grew inside ur asshole and then u birthed it, and was like "damn people shove weird shit in their asses" and then this one dude said something bout baseball bats and I was like "shit I'd be impressed if someone could shove a baseball bat up their ass" and this person started laughing and saying vague things, they then realised I didn't know wtf they were talking bout, then they said " o did x not tell u " and I said "tell me what" and they said "that I got half a baseball bat shoved up my asshole" and I was like "BITCH WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD X TELL ME BOUT WHAT GOES ON IN UR ASSHOLE?!"
Moral of the story queers be kinky
Raccoons can squeeze through a space with as small a diameter as 3-4 inches (about 7-10cm)... on average the human asshole can stretch 4.5-5 inches (11-13cm)
I was really confused, I didn't get the reference at all, and I didn't remember any notes explaining what a daddy long legs is. So I looked it up and apparently Daddy Long Legs was a book in the 20s about an orphaned girl who was being supported financially by an anonymous benefactor
It's more famously known for the musical film with Fred Astaire and Leslie Caron. The film is lovely, but the book by was always a tad creepy to me.
So I only read the first few pages, but decided to skip this one. It just seems like it's gonna be a Supernatural type. So I'm gonna go Netflix and chill with Dean
Tbh why even take the time to comment lmao
True tf get outta here
yeah get ouT
yea you can't sit with us
I'm only 1 ch in and I keep losing my shit... squeeze the tits while u ride the dick... I'm to dumb and bisexual for this
Lmaooooooooo omg squeeze the tits and ride the dick ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
aahhaahahaha lmao are you trying to kill me?!