things straight men do:
sexually spank other men, watch other men masturbate, help other men masturbate, kiss other men, finger other men
Why of course, only straight men do this. I mean who else would??
lol only the straightest of activities
He basically said no homo before, so he's safe ╮(￣▽￣)╭
it's what ALL the straight men are doing these days
sister: *does something manipulative and shady*
spirit ball: hmmmm
sister: for justice!
spirit ball: oh, well if it's for justice!! ╮(￣▽￣)╭
y'all know what time it is? time to throw up and cry!(▰˘◡˘▰)
I feel so icky
get wrecked you little shits
but to be fair Asterion did seem worried she was bleeding, either because he knew it was bad or knew they were gonna get in trouble, so I hope he learns that all Bellesac brings is trouble
what was even the point then??????
Ikr like Betch I'm so confused with you rn! She just makes a single decision and just goes yea let's go with this! uhm... You do know your Gonna end up dead if you think The family of that mofo count won't leave you alone anymore
I am C O N F U S E D.
y'all this tiny little green child is sus as fuckΣ( ￣□￣||)
thief: take this, dragon! *throws my boner inducer*
Perfect escape plan ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
we can all be reassured that the horses in this story are supposed to look like that